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Don’t use an UPDATE or DELETE statement on a live, critical database from a query browser. Inevitably, you will forget to highlight the WHERE clause. The more time passes that you haven’t screwed this up, the more likely and damaging it will be when you do.
Don’t use email addresses in test data that resolve to [...]

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Zac([kh]|hary)$
As Afshin says, it’s pronounced “Zack Dollar”.

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Great post over there today. My favorites have been the Every Turbo Boost in Knight Rider one and The Big Lebowski - The Fucking Short Version.

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“Hey guys, wouldn’t it be cool if people could put pictures of anything they wanted on the internet?”
Marc Andreessen is one of my heroes, but I realized today that he’s indirectly responsible for inflicting goatse and tubgirl on the world. I guess someone would have proposed this sooner or later.

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Best car review.

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This ad creeps me the fuck out. Look at him! He has no fucking eyes! They didn’t take them out while he was still alive did they?! Some weirdo graphic designer must have gotten a kick out of this. Anyway Jerry, you are awesome but every time I see this ad on the subway I [...]

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Guaranteed to ruin your childhood memories of Count von Count.

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Dear Mr. Crockford,
DVDA doesn’t only mean what your post is about. I nearly peed myself after seeing that shirt though. A way of life indeed.

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