expletive inserted

Does cursing make you feel better? Shit yeah, me too.

expletive inserted header image 4

Entries Tagged as 'humor'

Some Things You Will Only Learn By Screwing Up

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Don’t use an UPDATE or DELETE statement on a live, critical database from a query browser. Inevitably, you will forget to highlight the WHERE clause. The more time passes that you haven’t screwed this up, the more likely and damaging it will be when you do.
Don’t use email addresses in test data that resolve to [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: horseshit · humor · idiocy · technology

Changing My Name

July 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Zac([kh]|hary)$
As Afshin says, it’s pronounced “Zack Dollar”.

[Read more →]

Tags: goodstuff · humor · programming

Fanboy Supercuts from Waxy

April 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Great post over there today. My favorites have been the Every Turbo Boost in Knight Rider one and The Big Lebowski - The Fucking Short Version.

[Read more →]

Tags: goodstuff · humor · idiocy

Andreessen is guilty of inflicting goatse on the world

March 21st, 2008 · 1 Comment

“Hey guys, wouldn’t it be cool if people could put pictures of anything they wanted on the internet?”
Marc Andreessen is one of my heroes, but I realized today that he’s indirectly responsible for inflicting goatse and tubgirl on the world. I guess someone would have proposed this sooner or later.

[Read more →]

Tags: humor · technology

Ford F150 Review

March 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Best car review.

[Read more →]

Tags: humor

Eye Know What You Did Last Summer

February 12th, 2008 · No Comments

This ad creeps me the fuck out. Look at him! He has no fucking eyes! They didn’t take them out while he was still alive did they?! Some weirdo graphic designer must have gotten a kick out of this. Anyway Jerry, you are awesome but every time I see this ad on the subway I [...]

[Read more →]

Tags: horror · humor

The Count’s Song

February 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Guaranteed to ruin your childhood memories of Count von Count.

[Read more →]

Tags: goodstuff · humor

Double Entendre Acronyms

January 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Dear Mr. Crockford,
DVDA doesn’t only mean what your post is about. I nearly peed myself after seeing that shirt though. A way of life indeed.

[Read more →]

Tags: goodstuff · humor